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Default Re: Answered Prayers: Glory to Jesus! - 11-16-2015, 11:33 AM

Praise Jesus Brother Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology Elmer G. White, Sir.

Today a Miracle from God above. Last week I prayed for forgiveness for not showing respect toward an Elderly Christian Gentleman who took my car space and waved his stick at me in anger when I called him a Blind Old Flatulence. Well it turned out this man was a member of a local Baptist Church.
Today, thank you Jesus, I was able to attend this mans funeral. I was driving past the Church and I noticed an easel out the front with a large photograph on it that I immediately identified as the Blind Old Flatulence Man.
On went my breaks near missing two of his relatives that I almost surely nearly sent to their graves, who in turn waved their sticks at me with rambled accompanying words and the stench of flatulence.
Ino the Church I ran, and in i ran with gusto screaming "PRAISE JESUS, GLORIOUS GOD, YOU TOOK THIS MAN!" What a privilege for him. The Church was silent with sorrow and I suspect gratitude for my loving words. I made my amends.

God works in mysterious ways Brother Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology Elmer G. White

Praise Jesus!

Brother BAW



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