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Jesus Re: Answered Prayers: Glory to Jesus! - 11-16-2015, 11:56 AM

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Praise Jesus Brother Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology Elmer G. White, Sir.

Today a Miracle from God above. Last week I prayed for forgiveness for not showing respect toward an Elderly Christian Gentleman who took my car space and waved his stick at me in anger when I called him a Blind Old Flatulence. Well it turned out this man was a member of a local Baptist Church.
Today, thank you Jesus, I was able to attend this mans funeral. I was driving past the Church and I noticed an easel out the front with a large photograph on it that I immediately identified as the Blind Old Flatulence Man.
On went my breaks near missing two of his relatives that I almost surely nearly sent to their graves, who in turn waved their sticks at me with rambled accompanying words and the stench of flatulence.
Ino the Church I ran, and in i ran with gusto screaming "PRAISE JESUS, GLORIOUS GOD, YOU TOOK THIS MAN!" What a privilege for him. The Church was silent with sorrow and I suspect gratitude for my loving words. I made my amends.

God works in mysterious ways Brother Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology Elmer G. White

Praise Jesus!

Brother BAW

Great news, Brother, and let us thank Jesus Christ for granting you what you asked!

1 John 5:14-15
And this is the confidence that we have in him, that, if we ask any thing according to his will, he heareth us:


Your request must have been according to His Will; otherwise He wouldn't have heard you!



May I also congratulate you for your exemplary use of rational logic. The sequential time-frame between of your request and the outcome of the funeral show the causality of answered prayers beyond any reasonable doubt! I have also some relatives who have become annoying atheists and I think it is time Jesus made an intervention. Your story gives me unprecedented HOPE!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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