Re: Answered Prayers: Glory to Jesus! -
07-09-2016, 09:31 PM
I've been busy all day, monitoring my children's privacy, keeping up with discipline needs, doing chores myself, all the while thinking of ways to pray without repeating myself (Matthew 6:7), when I realize I haven't eaten all day. I'm ravenous!
So I thank Jesus for a healthy stomach and digestive system in general, and then pray for wisdom in discerning what to eat. My husband had some friends over yesterday evening for a late night Bible study and prayer group, and they ate me out of house and home.
To make a long story short, I just found some deli meat in the back of the fridge the men never found. I can have lunch! Thank you Jesus for hiding the salami for my pleasure!
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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