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Originally Posted by Isabella White
I'm at a loss for words here, dear Brothers & Sisters. I saw another TV clip of Pete Buttgay, this time on that Ellen Degenerate show. Anyway, he wants to become President when he grows up, but this photo shows he already tried that a few years ago!
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Dearest Celestina - OOPS! I mean Sister Isabella:
Regardless of the name he uses, we can not suffer him to become President and shame the office of the most powerful man in the world other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, our Beautiful Savior and King. Donald Trump has brought honor to that oval space, and no homer should be permitted to even walk on its hallowed floors.
Finally we can respect the presidency again, since Trump's reputation is impeccable. Yet just today, in South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Buttgay formally announced that he intends to be a candidate for president. I REBUKE HIM IN JESUS NAME! Despite my love for the homer race, and despite my tireless ministry to them, I have my limits! How can it be God's will to have someone move in the White House and paint it mauve?
How can we stomach the thought of he and his "husband", Chasten, doing it in the Lincoln Bedroom? How can we allow an abomination to inhabit the place where Ronald Reagan and his sweet Nancy made holy love each night after praying to the Lamb of God to save our country? It just isn't right.
And someone as ancient as you shouldn't have to worry about such matters. You should be concerned with things like denture cream and arthritis medicine. You should be making financial decisions like including me in your will, not worrying about gay sex happening in our nation's capital. I do hope that our sweet Baby Jesus will whisper in your ear, "It's going to be ok, Isabella honey. I have it all in my hands." Trust in Him, sweet lady. He will not fail us.
In the meantime, when this homer comes to Buffalo to campaign, and I'm sure he will, be sure to carry a sign that says "NO to HOMERS IN TRUMP'S RIGHTFUL THRONE!" or something powerful like that. I'll even pay to have it made for you, sweetie. You just tell Larry what you want and you'll have it in hand.
Now let's talk more about that will sometime.
LOVE YOU!!!!!!
Your spiritual grandbaby,
BrotherLarry