[BrotherLarry]

CERTIFIED EQUINE GNATHOLOGISTS DECLARE SUPPORT: (AP Podunk)


At a rally held in Podunk, Nebraska, Friday, Cleo Fargan, Executive President of the Certified Equine Gnathologists of America, declared the organization's endorsement of Johny Joe Hold for Mayor of Freehold, Iowa. Hosted by the Lord's Innkeeper, Dennis Lukes, the rally enjoyed beautiful hotel accommodations and grounds - the perfect setting for such a monumental endorsement. Said Fargan:


"This man - this Mayor - this Christian Warrior, has brought more acceptance to the field of horse dentistry than any mayor in modern times. As gnathologists, we need to ensure that Johny Joe Hold is re-elected. It's therefore my honor and great privilege to declare the endorsement and support of all Gnathology labor unions, all gnathologists in the state of Iowa, and our own BrotherLarry, who will no doubt be a Freehold resident with Mayor Hold's help."


Dennis Lukes welcomed the group with special entertainment from his ethnic staff as tacos and enchiladas were served on authentic wooden picnic tables out back. Music was from James Lombardo and His Christian Couriers, a relatively new band but definitely not a new act as Brother Lombardo has long been a staple of the music industry.