[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Brother Mayor, credit where it's due. The scientists have created such a hype about their secret "nuclear" theory that everyone wants one. Contrast with Christian theology where we have to literally go over there, hold them down and pour it down their foul throats. The second we turn our backs, they're donning suicide vests and propelling themselves right back to square 1.

Probably there needs to be additional resources devoted to spreading our Christian message. It's too big a task to rely on donations of a few coins from a few old people once a week. I hear other countries are able to draw on the full resources of their nation states to support the religious message - we can't compete with that. We need Josef Biden to announce a Manhattan Project on Christian family values, possibly led by Matt Gaetz.