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Default Re: What to do if Jesus multiplies your fishes? - 03-05-2020, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by upchucker67 View Post
Theodynamics stipulates That the larger the volume of water, the greater probability for intelligent multiplication. Think of old ships in this way, lifeboats were attributed to old steamers based on gross tonnage, and not by passenger capacity. The bigger the ship, the more lifeboats multiplied. The rest of the deck space is equivalent to the respective cubic squares of water in the fish bowl displaced. The frequency of fishes will not overshoot this displacement.
Not one word of that "explanation" mentions Jesus' role in the matter concerning Brother Gonzalez.


Is this "theodynamics" stuff supposed to help us understand God?


We here at Landover Baptist Church believe in the Holy Trinity, whereas "dynamics" references to the number two. . . I think.


I do know that "theo" refers to "God".

His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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