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Originally Posted by MuffinMan
As far as I know, the only church in the world that does this is the one and only true Landover Baptist Church.
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And we have already established that, at this time, it is logistically impossible for you to attend our church, which lies in the midst of a heavily guarded gated community.
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Here's the solution: wander off from the city in any direction. While Iowa City does contain a little liberal bubble due to the regretful influence of the University of Iowa, let me reassure you that rural areas are filled with KJV Bible obeying, Trump voting, anti-vaccine, global warming hoax denying, Young (and flat) Earth believing, white male superiority affirming, Godly White Christians.
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