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Lightbulb Depressed by Obama's re-election? How to look on the bright side - 11-08-2012, 04:02 PM

1. The media is waking up. Can anyone think of a single instance where the media said that Obama won because people like his policies, or being he's a better person? No - all they talk about is demographics. Even the media isn't bothering to hide that it's just a case of brown people voting against the white guy.

2. The republican party is making it clear that we will change our advertising, not our product. Get ready for the Republicanista Party.

3. We won't see another Mormon pansy from Boston Massofjewsex on the GOP ticket for a long time. Unless there's another one with as much money, anyway.

4. The republican plan to obstruct, sabotage, and generally "make Obama fail" is unchanged. We are still standing by our plan to "be like the taliban" and just like the democrats surrendered to the real taliban, they will surrender to us.

If you feel guilty about working to cause a second great depression, remember that Bush's speechwriter says that economic depressions are a good thing.

5. Emigration is still an option. For those of us on the religious right, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Gambia, and the mountains of Pakistan follow socially conservative policy, though most of us don't want to convert to Islam. Free-market Republicans can try Somolia, which has little to no government, though it's hard to tell when you're going into a bad part of town, what with them all looking the same. China is very business friendly, and they execute pot-heads and cultists. But their conformism conforms to the wrong things and your pets will get eaten. Russia is the best compromise between social conservatism, business friendliness, and demographics. However, moving to America's #1 foe is a de facto admission that the Cold War is over, and I'm pretty certain that gets you kicked out of the GOP.

Here's a more detailed map of emigration options. There may not be any red states out there, but the purple ones will have a conservative village or two. Pakistan didn't vote for the Green Party, they just hate Obama and Romney in equal amounts:



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