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Guns Re: 2018 Witch Hunt - 10-31-2018, 02:24 PM

I am opening up my hunting cabin to all platinum Tithers for a Turkey shoot where we will be using accused witches instead of turkeys. The witches will be chained at the ankles of course and the chains attached to stout pegs driven into Gods Earth.

The Menu:

Martini Bar

An Extensive Menu of Martinis Highlighted With an Ice Luge
Grill Station

Grilled for your pleasure Filet Mignon, Shrimp & Chicken kabobs to order
Fire & Ice Station

Hot & Spicy Grilled Calamari Served Side by Side With Iced East Coast Oysters
Seafood Bar

With Jumbo Shrimp, Little Neck Clams & Blue Point Oysters, Lobster
Manned Mozzarella Station

For your everyones’ enjoyment a Chef will prepare Fresh Mozzarella a la minute & with the traditional accompaniments such as stuffed with arugula with tomato. . .sausage with broccoli rabe. . .prosciutto & fig
New Zealand Baby Rack of Lamb Station

Roasted & Carved to Order With Accompanying Sauces

Sushi Station

Tableside Chefs Will Prepare Sushi & Sashimi With all The Accompaniments For Your Pleasure

Caribbean Tastes Station

Whole Roasted Suckling Pig, Grilled Sweet Potatoes, Black Beans & Rice, With Pineapple Carpaccio

Caviar Station With Iced Vodka Luge

Elaborate Station Consisting of a Variety of Imported Vodkas Imported and Domestic Caviar Served With Accompaniments and Toast Points

Dazzling Decadent Dessert Display
(Viennese Dessert Table)

An Array of Sweets & Dessert Temptations. Assortment of Miniature Tarts, Pastries & Petite Fours, Homemade Cookies, Our Chef’s Own Chocolate or Fruit Mousse, Fresh Sliced Fruit, Crème Brulee Station, Cannolis made to order, Bananas Foster, Freshly Made Belgian Waffles with Homemade Icecreame and Toppings, Chocolate Immersion Station with Chocolate Fountain with Assorted Sweets & Fruit to Dip, Gelato Station with Mini Cones, Zeppoles with Fried Oreos or Chocolate Martinis. International Coffee Bar featuring Irish Coffee, Mexican Coffee & Jamaican Coffee
Lighting Package For The Ballroom

Coordinated Lighting to Set The Mood of the Event

COMPLIMENTARY ITEMS

UNIFORMED VALET PARKING
DOORMAN AND HOSTESS – Will Graciously Greet and Guide Guests Upon Arrival
FRESH FLOWERS – For The Front Lobby, Upstairs Lobby and Throughout Cocktail Hour Rooms

PERSONALIZED PRINTED MENUS
ONE WAITER PER TABLE – Featuring White Glove Service
ELEGANT TABLESCAPE – Set With Fine China, Crystal Stemware, Silver, Linen and Candles on Every Table Inside the Mansion.
DIRECTION MAPS AND PlACE CARDS

Bobby-Joe's staff will be on hand for personalized gun tuning. For those not wanting any GSR, we will have a supply of SEAL marksmen on hand to shoot for you.

Please contact the Church office to arrange to be 'added to the list of the Saved®' and sign off on the tax deductible donation of $100,000PP.

As is usual with these events, I will be making a brief appearance


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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