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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Heck, I still get spanked if I talk out of turn in church or make the wrong cookies that Pastor Zeke is hankering for.
The spankings let me know how much he truly cares about me and my eternal soul (if I have one).  |
Pastor Zeke is indeed a loving man. I am sure he spanks you with great vigor and quite thoroughly when you are hankering for a spankering. Does he spank you with is Bible?
I make my wife and girls read scripture and answer my Biblical pop quizzes during their spanking and when I say pop quiz I'm not kidding. After every smack they say thank you father.
The girls are on their toes tonight as they all may get another "Biblical" if they screw up.