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Default Re: The Open Closet - 11-22-2014, 06:45 AM
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I am a proud homosexual and God Loves me. What's the problem?
Bwahahaha, God doesn't love sodomites!



Do you know where the word "sodomite" comes from? There was a little town called Sodom on the Jordan river that God destroyed (with fire!) because people there were so perverted.

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I have faith, Jesus is the love of my life.
No, the stench of anal sex is the love of your life.



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I am not a sinner, I am myself and I love myself for who I am.
Yes, self-love is pretty common in the gaysexual community.

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Does being happy makes me a sinner?
Of course not! That's retarded.

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The Bible doesnt talk about homosexual.
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(Leviticus 18:22) "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

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(Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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Hate me if you want to.
I don't hate anyone.



Please don't confuse GOD'S hate with any emotion I might have.

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But Jesus will always be by my side... touching me... because we are so close.


Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

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