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Originally Posted by Emily Brent
Might I add, these latter travel destinations sound fun and exciting - for us ladies, might I recommend bringing a spare chastity belt to ward vaginal rape by frisky negros and Russians.
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Why would a
True Christian™ man ruin his vacation by taking a
woman to accompany him?
Jesus tells women to guide the house!
1 Timothy 5:14
I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully.
By definition a vacation includes having a
good time. It does
not include nagging or
periods or menopausal razorblade-level rhetoric.
Ecclesiastes 7:26
And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.
Hence, the precautions to avoid cooter rape are totally unnecessary.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
