[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Once again it seems I must share my shameful past in order to properly witness for the Lord. My brothers and sisters in Christ at Landover are already aware of this (and the whispering and finger pointing stopped weeks ago, praise Jesus), but I am a former nun. So should they be made illegal? YES! A loud, resounding YES YES YES YES!
I spent almost as much time in the convent lusting after strange flesh as I did praying to Mary and the saints or who we wrongfully thought God to be. When I could have being studying the King James Bible or bearing children, I was instead in Satan's thrall looking at the soft, rounded curves of my fellow blasphemers, taking in their clean, feminine scents as they would slowly kiss me starting from my mouth to my earlobes and then down to... YES, THEY SHOULD BE MADE ILLEGAL!

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Saved in childbearing! Not letting their wombs, which properly belong to Jesus, gather dust and mold in prime childbearing years!
Thank you, Jesus, for taking me out of that life of sin and bringing me to Your real church and my Godly husband, Mr. Joseph Whitford!