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Default 09-18-2006, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
Bottled Water

Now you can be like the unsaved blue-state yuppies* who spend ridiculous amounts of money on bottled water to avoid drinking what comes out of the tap. Just capture rain in a pot and pour it into bottles. Think of all of the money that you'll save relative to buying gourmet designer bottled water. It's especially good once the water company has cut you off for tithing the money that unsaved secularists think you should have used to pay the water bill.

*except for the parts about being unsaved and living in a blue state
This reminds me of hot dog or hard boiled egg soup.

Use only one hotdog or hard boiled egg to remain in the under $1.

Personally I've been eating a lot of beans recently.

Not the fancy Goya beans

But the less expensive generic version of the same.

Also, the word goya just makes me think of joos for some reason.

2 Samuel 17:28 Brought beds, and basons, and earthen vessels, and wheat, and barley, and flour, and parched corn, and beans, and lentiles, and parched pulse,

29 And honey, and butter, and sheep, and cheese of kine, for David, and for the people that were with him, to eat: for they said, The people is hungry, and weary, and thirsty, in the wilderness.


FYI, one can of beans is more than 3.5 servings, and normally costs less than 50 cents. I can feed myself for a week for right around $10, praise Jesus! That's just that much more love offering money, for our Lord and Personal Saviour ®.

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