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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Oh Granny
Silly woman. I am basing all my virus operations safely away from the actual virus. God doesn’t have to be in the same room to heal us.
Are you suffering from the virus yet? I am having my attorney draw up papers for the property transfer today. All you have to do is sign them and once you get sick and die you won’t have to worry. And Agatha is taken care of too! See how thoughtful I am?
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"Silly woman"? Are you sure you did not mean that message to go to someone else, dear Brother Larry? As for the paperwork, my lawyer has just called. He said he had received something in electronic format from "Larry's lawyer" that landed in his "Spam" folder, amongst the "Nigerian prince" letters (whatever they may be.) Rest assured that that was discarded. Mr. Knickerbocker has said that he will consider nothing, unless it is hand-delivered. By the way, in case you should ever be in need of a good lawyer, I highly recommend Kickerbocker, Applebaum & Associates.Their office is ever so easy to find -- it's just across from the police headquarters on Court Street.
As for the virus, no, I am not suffering from it.
The loving
and
is protecting me, and I expect to be hale and hearty for another 20 years -- at least!
Jeremiah 33:6 "Behold, I will bring it health and cure, and I will cure them, and will reveal unto them the abundance of peace and truth."
Now, then, I must run. The timer has just chimed, and the Bakewell tart needs to be rescued. A blessed day to you, Dear!