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Originally Posted by see_the_light
I guess that soon enough they'll be checking athletes to make sure they do not pray.
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I'm surprised they don't already: prayer is clearly preformance-enhancing, far more than any steroids, and because God does not answer the prayers of heathens, it destroys the "
level playing field" that these "
fair play" olympians believe in.
New Olympic Event: being the worst homo-promo
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Originally Posted by Canadian institute for blah blah
WARNING! VIDEO IS NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 21, WOMEN, OR THE OTHERWISE MENTALLY INFORM!
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How to fight back against homofascist terror attacks: show your support for Putin
There's a groundswell of support for Putin, I'm hearing it all around town. For example, I hear the Sunday school kids are practising "Russian style" (though most of them are "too skinny to do it right", whatever that means), and they're also working on (I assume these are dance moves: ) the "Russian Steamroller", the "Russian sticky bun", the "Russian Stranger", the "Russian Taco", the "Russian Thanksgiving" (I guess it will take them all year to perfect) the "Russian suicide bomber" (hey, you're not a Sunday madrassa!) and "Russian target practise" (I heard that Spetznas can shoot straight, so why not?).
Way to go kids, at least when I can understand what the heck you're talking about.
Here's my contribution: I'll show how Putin looks like a "cool" kid's cartoon character:
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PUTIN: He's Outta this world!
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