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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
If they are young women, give them an invitation to visit Landover Baptist Church. Slip them this picture. And, in a low voice ask, "Would you like to meet him?"
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This is the right answer, Brother Mr. Mayor. Jehovah's Witlesses go from home to home not to convert the hapless inhabitant, but to condition their members to believe "the world" is a dark and evil place. The more would-be customers are mean and rude to them, the more it reinforces their worldview that only in the Jehovah Witless program are they safe and secure. A photograph of our charming and manly pastor would make any woman swoon and the men eager to be welcomed under his wing, led like a sheep to the slaughter of their false faith, and taught the Truth™ in a deep, intimate way that only Pastor Zeke can provide.