[Hillbilly Pete]

Damn mexi-can'ts are taking over the country. You wouldn't believe how many of those taco lovers I see everyday around here packing a building with as many of their filthy relatives as they can fit in there, urinating in full view of the public and bringing down property values with their mere presence. If only we could enact some law to shoot them on sight we could clear up their heathen presence from our beautiful land.

I grow tired of their uppity protests and speech giving, their insidious plot to take over America because they believe they owned it first. Give me a machine gun and I will silence them forever.