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Jesus' eternal love Recommended Posts - for unsaved trash to read first - 01-06-2019, 02:56 PM

In no particular order. Comments are anonymous for whatever reasons secret ballots are used (I never understood that). Check back for regular updates.

(EDIT: I forgot, I already started this project previously, but a certain weirdo derailed the thread with his sexy Afghan girl pics. New Rule: No SEXY AFGHAN GIRL PICS!)
"Jeb's form reply, and its immediate use."
"The one where you guys really, really, really rebuke that sinner. You know the one."
"This is great and needs no explanation http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...09#post1237319"
" : https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...91#post1237791The "peer reviewed" thing has led me to think that the Bible is peer reviewed.
Written by God, inspired by the Holy Ghost and corrected by Jesus (e.g. the Laws of the Tabernacle) there is no superior peer reviewing than that."
"The one about how God hates my country. That was the one that brought me to Jesus!"
"Sister Mitza's post about Mansa Musa is very special."
"Kudos to everyone in the Zaranith thread, especially Elmer, Mary, and Hutchins. That is True Patience™! "
"MitzaLizalor in the "Is possible to begin to believe?" thread. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...78#post1241227"
"The one about sinful harlots and their skimpy clothing, before the mods ruined it by deleting all the pictures."
"https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...php?p=1241286#"
"i like Jeb's beard"
"Mitza's solution to present the gospel in mime"
"Mary did such a great rebuking with post! https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...?p=1243801#top"
"http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=114323!!!!!!!!!!1"
"This stupendous effort, by Doctor Brother White. (Or is it "Brother Doctor"?)"
"http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...41#post1231141 "The True Christians™ just wish that you'd stop rebelling and accept that you'll never be happy, deny everything you are, and accept Christ. Then you'll be happy.""
ARGUMENT FROM VERBOSITY: This is when atheists think they've won a debate because they've flooded you with more arguments than you can reasonably be expected to address, while simultaneously ignoring the evidence you've presented from the Bible, nature, creation science, flood geology, archaeology, church history, fulfilled prophecy, miracles, answered prayer and personal testimony.
You promised me a PS3! I still haven't gotten it, and I know it's obsolete by now, but I've been waiting years and you promised to [EDIT: wrong place to complain about the US Postal service, friend]
I appreciate the line, "We have guns and you don't."
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=114848 and https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...68#post1234268 and https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=114863 and [EDIT: Three is all you get. You can't just choose everything]
The atheists have no documentation to prove their claims. I don't want to be crude here, but there's a great saying about people like atheists, "The have $hit-for-brains." If they have a document written by God that says something different than the Bible, they should show us. If the don't they should just disappear.
Pim's take on "my pronouns" with declension and his own, personal verb conjugation has made me spend a whole lot of time wondering how you'd negate (with the customary suffix of n't or just 't) int, waint, willint, oughtint and cannint. I can see this as a dangerous breeding ground for redundant apostrophes. I wonder if [EDIT: nobody likes a grammar Nazis].
I'm struggling to remember to drink enough water each day and this pic always helps make me thirsty: https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...04#post1244304
My favorite is [No, no no just NO. I'm losing patience here. Y'all have been warned.]


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