Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services -
04-05-2020, 07:28 PM
I just wanted to say, it was great seeing all of you this morning. Those of you not in attendance had better have a good reason, like being on vacation or dining with God.
Some of the more observant members may of noticed the 1" thick plexi-glass 'Sanctity of Jesus' surrounding my pulpit. It is not to protect me from some magical invisible non-existent bug. It is because we have a new A/C system in the Chrystal Cathedral and frankly, I have felt a chill from it. So as to not make those sitting in the sun uncomfortable, I have decided to encase myself in a fully climate controlled space. I enter it upon leaving my sealed home and will remain in it during all excursions. It is all about giving.
In the mean time, I am having a life like replica made by a company in the Pacific Rim that specializes in creating life like people. They specialize in females but were able to make a mold of me in exquisite detail. Many have said they cannot tell me from the copies. Several of my duplicates will be in various locations in Landover along with 'Traveling Tithing' boxes. As a test, not all of these like like replicas will be unreal, I very well could be there in person and so remember, I am WATCHING!
Finally, keep coming to Church. Give to Jesus. Show the 'Chinky Flu' who is the boss.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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