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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
This sounds like the kind of movement that I could really get into.
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Indeed Brother,
I am still very enthusiastic to join, but I must now warn everyone. It seems that - similar to false Christians - there are
false power bottoms over there. I reached out to a group that seemed most accepting, they told me about the great times men could have together and if I was willing to "bottom" for them.
Of course I was! With
great expectations I visited a "power bottom club" and it turned out that some male degenerates lure unsuspecting
Power Bottoms for Jesus and try to engage them in acts that involve anatomical regions that are better left unmentioned. As True Christians™, we should only share
our Bottom Power with other True Power Bottoms for
Jesus® and perhaps
Donald Trump and our
only Top© should be
Christ Himself, whose powerful
essence penetrates us on a daily basis.
As for the false power bottoms, let's just say that they are 101%
Catholics and do the thing that Catholics do on a daily basis. Enough said. The
Bible tells us where they will end up.
Exodus 15:5
The depths have covered them: they sank into the bottom as a stone.
Yours In Christ,
Elmer