You will notice that the pig is, in fact, a reference to a "facist pig," a slur often directed against religious fundamentalists. My intelligence sources tell me that the game was developed in the laboratories of the godless orientals who run Nintendo with the intent of mocking the Christian right. The basic concept is that children will develop an association between "facist pigs" and the concept of orderly obedience to godly leaders, symbolized by the lock-and-step march that is repeated throughout the game.
I would advise all Christian parents to avoid purchasing this game for their children and instead wait until a True Christian © alternative becomes available this May. In an effort to follow-up the success of our recently released "Dance Praise" (
http://www.amazon.com/Dance-Praise-P.../dp/B000BU7U48), The Landover Christian Marketing Team ™ is working tirelessly to develop a True Christian © alternative to the Mighty Marching Masochist Men, or whatever this game is called. The True Christian Alternative Software Program © is tentatively titled "When the Saints Come Marching In," and will instruct children to obediently march to the beat and tempo set by godly Christian leaders and ultimately by Jesus Himself. "Real world" leaders including Pat Robertson, James Dobson, and Mike Huckabee will be featured, setting the pace for the game's various marches. Bonus unlockable features will allow children to march to the tune of a resurrected and glorified Jerry Falwell, as well as a special "battle march" that will allow children to follow Jesus into battle against a horde of godless homosexual Canaanites. Look for the product to be released this Spring at your favorite True Christian © retail chain.
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Bro. Obadiah Vayne
Church Marketing Specialist ™