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Originally Posted by Golan Trevize
"Piss off Dorks?" That pastor IS a dork!
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Friend, we are all "dorks" in the LORD's eye until we have been Born Again. Not just any old dorks dear, but Jesus tells us He considers man to be as disgusting and foul as crusty, old menstrual rags while in a state of sin (Isaiah 64:6). Not the disposable kind that can be tossed away and forgotten, but the kind that get washed out by being beaten against a rock next to a river and dried in the sun to be used next month. It is only through the Grace of God that we can renew that unregenerated soul and become a new man in faith!
Although he is a goofy looking man, the Bible says nothing about being a dork or goofy looking as a hindrance to the Kingdom of God. It does however say that God hates dwarfs, cripples, the blind, hunchbacks, and those whose testicles are not in pristine condition (Leviticus 20: 18-20). Unless this dorky pastor has shrinky-dink family jewels, he still has hope for Salvation if he but turns away from his homo-erotic Catholic LARPing and embraces Christ.