Re: Landover Baptist Must Close This Iowa Nudist Camp -
09-08-2019, 07:14 PM
Mister Hold,
I have PMed you one suggestion. I have decided to offer another one that may work. If Pastor Ezekiel’s new jet has been bought finally, have you ever thought about flying banners over the nudist resort? AirDrop care packages containing The Bible as well as gallons of Popoff holy water may be effective too. If you want to hire my uncle, he has a crop duster which he could fill up with Popoff holy water in order to douse them with The Lord.
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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