Re: "Bacon Jiblets" -
03-12-2010, 12:56 AM
Are you stupid, boy? Don't you trust your mother? Of course you're supposed to keep your bacon drippings. There's no better way to make pancakes or biscuits than with your bacon grease. There's lots of other things you can do with it, like grease your bullets when you're hunting down dirty islamofascist terrorists.
You might want to leave the housecleaning comments for the women- you don't want to come off sounding effeminate, do you?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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