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Default Interpretation and Guidance Needed From Our Brothers - 06-05-2020, 03:48 PM

This morning, as I was enjoying my breakfast, a piece of my strawberry Pop Tart fell to the plate, filling side up. I gazed in wonder as I realized that the piece of tart was in the shape of the continent of Australia.

Now, there is no question that The Lord is trying to tell me something. What I need help in discerning is what that is.


Does Jesus want me to go to Australia? Does He want me to pray for Australia? Does He want me to invest in Australia?


Or perhaps, there is no action required from me at all other than to witness this manifestation of His Presence in our lives in everyday moments. It did occur to me that the fact that the "continent" was covered in a red goo layer may me that He is announcing some horrible, bloody fate to befall that particular landmass.


Now, I know that there are people out there-- lost souls with no real appreciation for Our Lord Jesus Christ and His Holy Word, the Bible--who will mock me for believing that God, in all His Infinite Glory, would bother to communicate with a mere mortal woman through a common breakfast food. I can understand the cynicism to a degree. But with God, nothing is impossible. And it is not as if I saw the face of Mary in a piece of toast.


Now, that would be ridiculous.


Any insight or instructions from one of our learned Brothers in Christ would be appreciated.


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