I have vanquished another foe--Cap'n Crunch. Read about it
here.
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Cap'n Crunch was once the No. 1 breakfast cereal, but pressure from the White House and health activists is having an effect on how PepsiCo and other food companies peddle their products to kids.
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"The White House and health activists?" I am outraged that the liberal media has twisted the truth again.
Nonetheless I am pleased that Cap'n Crunch will no longer seduce boys with his gallant uniform, well-groomed mustache, and gay, little crunch berries.
The angry letter-writing of one virtuous, pipe-smoking True Christian™ can and does make a difference, friends.