Golly gee, imagine that! A Democrat sheriff? Is his (or, if your county is truly full of godless liberals, dare I say... her?) wrist strong enough to even lift a pistol? Sissies like that can't even defend themselves, how can they be expected to keep their Christians constituents safe from nigra thugs, illegal Catholic Messicans, Muslim terrorists, and atheist pagans?
You'll be in my prayers. And I know the liberals won't like this, but "Merry Christmas!"