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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I have not updated for a while LBC members on our progress toward purchasing the long-awaited Airbus for Pastor Zeke. The Committee appreciates the way our church members have dug deep into their own bank accounts to help this effort.
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
Satan must be running scared, knowing that God's Favorite Pastor™ Ezekiel Flint will be able to respond twice as quickly when witchcraft and demonic powers rear their ugly heads. GLORY!!!
We will need to redouble our fundraising efforts--and, of course, our prayers--to make this happen!!
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Oh, what glorious news! And, how I do thank you so very much for this important update, dear Brother Mayor Hold. I so agree with Brother Dnow, regarding how the devil must be running scared. He knows that his time is short. And, thanks to dear
and his new jet aeroplane, it won't be long now until everyone on Earth has heard the wondrous Gospel of
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My, I can't wait to see what the designers will create when they are putting the finishing touches on the plane. Surely, something like this will be most effective: