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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay! - 06-28-2011, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
Anal sex is for gay people and gay people are for anal sex. If you are gay you will have anal sex, and if you have anal sex you are gay. They go hand in hand, like a horse and carriage, but NOT like love, or like marriage!

Anal sex is unnatural, and is therefore a form of sodomy. Clearly, God has no patience for sodomites or faggots who have sodomy all the days of their Godless lives. Scripture is very clear on this point:

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version) 22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.


1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

1 Kings 22:45-46 45Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 46And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.



Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.



Romans 1:26-27,32
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


But what many of you may not know is that even straight people who have anal sex are gay! Why else would a man want to stick his tallywacker into a woman's anus, except to imagine that she is a man?

The disgusting practice of thinking anal sex is somehow "normal", or "natural", just because dogs and cats do it, is transforming otherwise normal straight people into faggots and lesbos overnight! The only way to stop people from becoming gay is to run out into the streets and FORCE them to stop having anal sex!

Unite against sodomy and quasi-homosexual activities!

2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

The above scripture clearly dictates that we should break into the homes of faggots and quasi-faggots and STOP them from having anal and oral sex!
Well said Brother Jenkins. I would only like to add that once you stop letting men put their erections into your anus, you are well on your way to becoming an Ex-Gay©. As you all know, before I had my anus surgically closed via a voluntary rectumectomy, I was a a raging sodomite. Anal sex was all I thought about. I lived in a drug induced haze, constantly searching for the next anonymous queer who would be willing to pound my worn out colon with his throbbing erection.

But then I found Jesus. He showed me that letting homo after homo after homo have his way with my sphincter was not a righteous way to live. So with aversion therapy, elective surgery, and prayer, I was able to cure myself of the sodomania with which I had chosen to afflict myself. The Lord helped me see that anal sex is wrong. And as a 100% heterosexual cured Ex-Gay©, I can safely say that I have absolutely no desire whatsoever to have any sort of sexual contact with the anus of a woman. That is just how much Jesus has cured me. Praise!


Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University



Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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