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Default Re: Anal Sex is Gay! - 06-28-2011, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
Well said Brother Jenkins. I would only like to add that once you stop letting men put their erections into your anus, you are well on your way to becoming an Ex-Gay©. As you all know, before I had my anus surgically closed via a voluntary rectumectomy, I was a a raging sodomite. Anal sex was all I thought about. I lived in a drug induced haze, constantly searching for the next anonymous queer who would be willing to pound my worn out colon with his throbbing erection.

But then I found Jesus. He showed me that letting homo after homo have his way with my sphincter was no way to live. So with aversion therapy, elective surgery, and prayer I was able to cure myself of the sodomania that I chose to afflict myself with. The Lord helped my see that anal sex is wrong. And as a 100% heterosexual cured Ex-Gay©, I can safely say that I have absolutely no desire whatsoever to have any sort of sexual contact with the anus of a woman. That is just how much Jesus has cured me. Praise!
Your expert, first hand testimony adds to the mountains of evidence that is rapidly accumulating all over the world proving that anal sex and ass sex are just symptoms of curable demonic possession by demons invited into the anus by hatred of God! If gay people weren't so darned hateful, God would cure them of their analsexaholism and return them to their natural state!

Congratulations on finding Jesus and saving yourself and so many others from the eternal flames of Hell and eternal ass rape by Satan: the god of the queers.

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