Brother Elmer, we are all worried about you. If you need to get out of there in a hurry then one of my grandsons has a modest but adequate yacht moored on the south Kent coast. If you can get to Dunkirk or Calais then he can be there in a little over an hour. You have my number....
There will be no question of body searches or indeed any formalities at all at this end, as we have good friends among the coastguard community.
