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Originally Posted by Social Construct
Yes m'aam. I will keep my digging to the weekends. They do have weekends in this place, don't they?
I heard there's an ancient first nations burial ground which contains an artifact called the "rod of correction" - very Biblical sounding, that one. Also many different anointing oils and something called the "fist of thunder".
Don't worry, you won't have to teach me how to use a shovel,
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Sir (Mame) I gather you intend to do an archaeological dig in Freehold. This is extremely unlikely. Let's start with what you will see when you arrive here.
Freehold, home of Landover Baptist Church, is a city that has no slums or areas waiting to be destroyed by "digs." The city is rows of houses, each with an identical lawn and flower garden. Our city has no room for "post moderism." A city with identical lawns is a city with uniform thinking.
Generations of True Christians™ have lived here without sin. You will find nothing underground because our Christian city has never had anything to cover up.
Let me assure you we are not looking forward to your arrival.