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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
If Mr. Falwell is now coughing up his lungs, this would be the perfect time to come to Jesus. Any liberal thoughts can be expelled with help from Jesus and will power. For a full recovery, he might need a visit from one of our fire breathing sin hating Landover Baptist preachers.
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Oh, goodness gracious, yes, dear Brother Mayor Hold. There is not a moment to lose. If Brother Falwell ever wishes to forsake his backsliding ways, then now is the time for him to get right with the
, before it's too late!
And, having a visitation from our beloved
preachers, notably our beloved
, should help Brother Jerry to get on the right track (the only one) to salvation, and to stay true to his commitment.
And, in order for this to be truly sincere, and to eliminate the risk for swaying back to previous sin -- and as a token of Brother Jerry's gratitude -- I think it would be only appropriate if he were to give a very large portion of his assets to
. This will ensure that he has the love of Almighty
surrounding him, in his hour of need!
II Corinthians 9:7 'Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity:
for God loveth a cheerful giver."