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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Could we make the coming war into a tourist attraction? Maybe charter planes to go over there and sell bleacher seats to watch the shooting?
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We're thinking along the same lines there Mayor, and I've long been a proponent of outsourcing the "Holy Land" in the Middle East to the Disney Company as a tourist attraction.
In this case however I think it would be dangerous and we're better off watching it in Hi-Def from the safety and comfort of our living rooms. It's going to get bad enough watching ads from the likes of Sally Struthers whining about the poor waifs affected by the struggles, let alone an endless gaggle of Hellywood types like Angelina Jolie virtue signaling by adopting homeless orphans, and the inevitable insufferable parade of recording artists hawking concerts to raise money for the refugees.