[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

As well as the fact today that True Christians score 100, people need to know how we got here. It was 2000 years of struggle. First we let the Chinks and the A-rabs get ahead of us with gunpower and numbers and paper and pottery and a bunch of other little bullshit. Then in the last couple hundred years we leap-frogged them with spinning jennies, nukes and teh internets, which is what you are reading this on now, can you believe it?

What this tells me is that Christians have run the perfect race. We did not bother wasting our effort leading the pack in the first thousand years ot so, but waited until the very end before becoming the greatest civilization on Earth.