Dear Mr. Dallas, I really must echo the astute point mentioned by Sister Joanna. If you think that being a convicted sex offender makes you "the worst sinner on the forum", then you have not been reading the Bible very closely.
These days with the Woke MeToo Feminazi Liberal Patrol terrorizing hardworking men everywhere, it is ridiculously easy to be labeled a sex offender. Opening a door for a pregnant woman laden with packages will land you in that broad category.
The question is what you did with whom and did you attempt to trick The Lord by "re-directing" your energies at the last moment? These are the sorts of details that will determine if you are a Real Sex Offender or a Bible-revering candidate for True Christian™.
Now, in regards to which church you attend, you stated Landover Baptist. It is possible that you misunderstood the question. Participating in our online community doesn't mean that you go to services at the "brick and mortar" location in Landover, Iowa. Due to circumstances that Jesus has chosen for me, I live in another state entirely. I am a member in good standing of our church community, but I don't attend services in person, you understand.
So, where are you currently attending services in Christian worship? Does this church offer serious, uncompromising Bible study? By reading, accepting and applying the teachings and commands in The Holy Word without exception you may prove yourself the sort of fellow whom we might expect to see in Heaven someday. . . Or you may be trolling scum who is only here to twist the Bible into some liberal clap-trap like those marshmallow minions of Westboro Baptist. Time, and your future posts, will tell.
* Not that
is constructed with such ordinary materials as brick and mortar, of course.