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Default Re: YOU ARE ALL ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO CHRISTIAN - 11-21-2021, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa View Post
Now I can see too, that there is no hope.

This user is described as having lost his male member in some kind of noodle soup accident (don't ask, don't tell) - so now we know there's no Salvation for him:

Deuternomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Well, unless the noodles were uncooked and particularly jagged, I don't see a problem. If his genital was burned off in boiling soup, that means it wasn't cut off and Jesus might still be willing to forgive him for smearing feces on this forum like the padded walls of his cell.


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