I propose a simpler and near fool proof 'Immigration Test'.
- Were you born in the ? An original birth certificate (Hawaii not valid) along with affadvits from the midwife and Pastor that oversaw you being expressed from the womb of your Christian mother and a note (handwritten is fine) from your father confirming you are from his Pure Seed©.
- Are you Christian? You''ll need five notarized certificates of Testamentary, available from the LBC Church office (ask Miss Cookie for them) for verification
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.