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Default Re: I am a little scared, how can you know if you are pregnant? - 03-25-2011, 05:00 PM

Stories about the stork are evil and pagan! The early followers of the One True God knew where babies came from and they properly limited those activities to God-sanctioned times and under God-sanctioned conditions.

Ideally, Felicity's parents should read to her the many, many passages of the Bible that clarfiy issues such as the woman's issue, the man's issue and the appropriate means of dealing with each. All this information will calm their young daughter's concerns and leave her with a humble appreciation of God's Divine Ordinance regarding reproduction and a healthy fear of stepping over the line less she be stoned.

The Bible is the cure for all the foolish misinformation about babies and s-e-you-know-what floating about out there!


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