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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
KAPOW![/B] Because the Israelites got too upset about God smiting people for praying to Him, He sent a plague that scored another 1470 kills before Moses and Aaron could calm Him down. If you try and reconcile following God with being a dirty commie, then He won't just OPEN UP THE GROUND to kill you, He won't just OPEN UP THE GROUND to kill you and then TOTALLY TORCH 250 of your associates, He'll OPEN UP THE GROUND to kill you, then TOTALLY TORCH 250 of your associates, and then if anyone gets upset He'll wipe out another 1000 or so people.
Ladies and gentlemen, Numbers 16!
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ROTFWL You have to love God's famous sense of humor. The look on the face of those scum God was killing in that story must have been great; "But I am one of your Chosen Elect!" and then God spitting on them and saying "not anymore LUZER, now DIE!"