I have been investing heavily in jewels for some years now. Not any jewels, but very special ones only found in the firmament. I have purchased over a thousand of
these precious gems. The poor fools call them stars and I don't think they know what they've got! So I'm eating their lunch!
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FAQ
How visible will my star be?
We only ever name stars that are clearly visible online with a magnitude that ensures it can be located with a telescope.
What is the star deed?
A star Deed is the 250gsm (Thickness) professionally printed award that we send you upon purchase. This will contain the name of your star, the memorable date, personal message, signatures of deed provisioner and of course the Star-Name-Registry official embossed seal of approval.
Does the name last forever?
Our registry will last forever! All of our deeds are backed up in a secure location so we can always provide duplicate copies of the deed! Further more, our Registry has a unique database that cannot be renamed or edited without your own approval.
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I was smart enough to get in early so I bought up most of the brightest stars in their inventory. So you are looking at the owner of a significant proportion of the firmament right here.
Don't ask if my gems are for sale. This is my retirement and guarantee of richness in heaven when Jesus calls me to his side. See the FAQ above - this is FOREVER.