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Default Re: A Poem about the Gospels - 02-05-2009, 06:53 AM

A Poem Based On Numbers

If any strangers come around, kill them!
If anyone offers strange fire before the Lord, God will kill them!
If anyone looks at or touches a holy thing, God will kill them!
If you think your wife is cheating, send her to the priests, they'll give her a some bitter water to drink - if she's guilty her stomach will swell and her thy rot, if she's innocent nothing will happen, she is free to go and will become pregnant - don't worry fellows, you won't get in any trouble for making her take the test!
If God hears you complain, He'll light you on fire!
If you ask for meat, God will teach you some manners by giving you nothing to eat but meat, so much meat it will come out your nose!
The Israelites moaned likewise, and God sent a plague on them!
God gave Moses' sister leprosy!
The Israelites saw God face-to-face!
God will punish sin unto the fourth generation!
If you sin through ignorance, kill a goat to make it better!
Don't pick sticks up off the ground on Sunday!
Put blue fringes on the edge of your clothes!
Praise to God for burying Korah and his family alive!
Praise to God for burning 250 people to death!
Praise to God for killing 14,700 with a plague!
Aaron's rod started growing almonds!
God sends fiery serpents to bite them people!
If you get bit by a snake, just look at a bronze snake statue!
And sometimes God delivers important messages through the mouths of donkeys!
God's people will drink the blood of the killed!
God will eat the nations of His enemies, break their bones and pierce them with arrows!
God told Moses to take the people's head and hang them up to God!
Praise to Phinehas, God's hero, who thrust a spear through a man and his foreign wife!
Praise to God, for killing 25,000 in a plague!
Women can't make vows unless their husbands allow it!
Moses told the army, kill the man, kill the women, but keep the virgin girls alive!
AMEN!
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