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Default Re: A Poem about the Gospels - 02-07-2009, 02:41 AM

A Poem Based On Exodus

God Almighty turns staffs into snakes, He shall send blood, frogs, lice, flies, an boils to punish you!
When God hardens your heart, and you sin, He shall punish you! He shall kill all the first-born in your country for the sins you committed when He hardened your heart!
Obey the laws of the Lord, do as He commands - buys slaves His way, sell your daughter His way, take a second wife His way only!
Kill the witches, heretics, disobedient children, and those who work on Sunday!
He shall punish your great-great-grandchildren for your sins!
Kill your brothers! Kill your friends! Kill your companions! Kill your neighbors!

When Israel was in Egypt-land, grew from 70 to millions in 400 years!
God taught Moses to do miracles!
Then God tried to kill Moses soon after!
God made the river into blood, though the magicians could do it too!
He sent frogs all over the land, but the magicians could do it too!
He sent lice all over the land, but this the magicians could not do!
God killed all the cattle in Egypt land!
He poured down hail on Egypt land!
He sent the locusts to destroy wicked Egypt land!
He made it all dark in Egypt land!
God will even kill the Pharaoh's first born, if he doesn't let God's people go!
Then God drowned all of Pharaoh's army!
The Lord is a man of war!
If you strike your parents, you will be killed!
And you can beat your slave, as long as he doesn't die straightaway!
And if you cause a woman to miscarry, you shall pay a fine as the judges determine!
Kill everyone who does not worship the correct God!
Remember - God spoke to Moses face to face!
He even showed Moses His back parts!
God's name is Jealous!
Amen!
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