Mayor,
I thought I should give you an update on the situation. I have yet to hear from that joo. I am a busy woman and to be frank, I refuse to wait much longer as it appears that he is not only wasting my time, yours as well, but all the good people of Freehold.
As such, I will put an offer on the table right now. I would be happy to give him $100.oo for his time and efforts. I believe I am being generous considering. Oh course I would be willing to pay him in singles, so that it at least gives the
allusion of him having a large wad in his trousers.
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.