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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
The best pie is fresh and the first slice is always the best.
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Every young True Christian™ lady needs her Bible Cookbook. I think it's best for them to first learn to cook in the olde ways, over an open fire, things baked by burying them in embers (use foil) etc. That way they can still provide for their little ones and husband if there's ever a power shortage (due to A Rapture) or anything.
But be carefull WHICH Bible Cookbook you put in her prayer closet!
Some are obviously but new-fangled False Pretenders (ie, False Prophets of the Kitchen). Can you pick them out?
