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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 07-11-2013, 06:52 AM

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I would like to thank Miss Gajardo for providing such a wonderful example of the kind of attitude a woman gets when she thinks she's "owed" some privilege like leaving the home for trivial pursuits like an education or career. I've discussed her posts with my children and my daughters are thoroughly horrified that a woman would ever conduct herself like that on purpose. My sons of course wouldn't dream of looking twice at a woman who isn't a true lady. So thank you, Miss Gajardo, for showing my children what not to do.

Ugh, as a woman, I could never have such ideas like leaving my beautiful Christian home to have a career. That's an insult for working men, they already have enough temptations, they don't need more in their work places
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Smile Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 07-11-2013, 09:12 PM

Wow, what a wonderful idea! Keeping 51% of the population under house arrest will surely do only good for society )


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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 07-13-2013, 01:55 AM

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Ugh, as a woman, I could never have such ideas like leaving my beautiful Christian home to have a career. That's an insult for working men, they already have enough temptations, they don't need more in their work places
Satan advanced his agenda a lot when he got these "equality" laws shovelled through.

"It's all about choice," his agents chanted. His chosen instrument was brainwashing, street marches, secular law, plenty of sex, alcoholism and destruction. Where God would build up, devils tear down.

"Jobs Not Jingo, Jobs Not Jingo, Jobs Not Jingo, Jobs Not Jingo.." hear the banshees wail, chaining themselves to railings, throwing themselves underneath the king's horse and sure enough it did.

As a result few households can now survive at all unless both partners work. There is actually LESS need for services per capita now than during the 1800's because so much can be done by machines. Here is the timeline.

I'll start with 1066

1066 [not so many peolpe, land ploughed with a single furrow plough, property assessed by walking around looking at it or sitting in a little cart dragged along by an animal: plenty of work for ploughmen and people who look after horses]
1067 [same as 1066]
1760 [industrial revolution, people start making machines]
1800 [more machines, such as the 2 furrow plough - this requires either ½ as many ploughmen or the same number of ploughmen working ½ as long]
1801 [leisure time invented - either ½ the ploughmen do nothing (leisure) or all the ploughmen spend ½ of each day doing nothing]
1802 [4 furrow plough invented - now only need ¼ the number of ploughmen (or the same number just working for ¼ of the time)]
1804 [8 furrow plough invented can anyone see where this is leading yet?)
2013 [modern plough illustrated (below)]



Notice how 1 MAN does the ploughing but everyone else just gets in the way. There needs to be another man to make the plough, and someone else to make the tractor but the trend from 1066 to 2013 has been a reduction in working hours leading to a more skilled, smaller, better fed population.

Now what happens when all of a sudden the workforce doubles in size? There is actually less work to be done than in 1800 or 1066, so everyone just works ½ as long since there's still only the same amount of work to be done as there was yasterday, which means that everyone will only get ½ as much money.

2013½ [now in order to buy a house, for example, 2 incomes are required (since everyone's only earning ½ a wage) (except millionaires)]

But who is left to care for the house? Who will cook the food? What happens to the babies? Satan, that's what happens.

With so many machines but double the number of people now HAVING to work, just to eat (except millionaires) they all run around pretending to do stuff (community organizers, social workers, prostitutes, telephone sanitizers, trapeze artists, unicyclists, the United Nations and other similar activities) but no mothers.
"MOTHERS!" the feminista screams? "MOTHERS! we don't need MOTHERS"

Satan rejoices at that, his jollies going off all over the place like fireworks over the Supreme Soviet on Mayday.
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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 07-13-2013, 02:36 AM

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Ugh, as a woman, I could never have such ideas like leaving my beautiful Christian home to have a career. That's an insult for working men, they already have enough temptations, they don't need more in their work places
Ms. Elizabeth; my greatest temptation right now is not to punch you on the bridge of your nose for calling yourself Ms.

The proper address for a married Christian woman is Mrs.

Are you ashamed of your husband and your perpetual lower standing while with him?

Or does Ms. stand for misguided slut?
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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 07-13-2013, 03:53 AM

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Ms. Elizabeth; my greatest temptation right now is not to punch you on the bridge of your nose for calling yourself Ms.

The proper address for a married Christian woman is Mrs.

Are you ashamed of your husband and your perpetual lower standing while with him?

Or does Ms. stand for misguided slut?
Brother, you're in your right of being angry, but I must say that I already explained that, it was just a mistake during my registration, I actually wanted to write Mrs.Elizabeth, but I skipped the R so it was left in Ms., I tried to fix it later but I realized I can't, so I hope you can forgive me for me silly woman mind
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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 09-19-2013, 08:19 AM

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Woman Tied Up, Strangled by Man She Met on BART

A local woman's BART fling turned into a night of crime when she was strangled and robbed after having sex with a man she had met on the train.
It isn't until the end of the story that they disclose that the rapist is a NIGRA!!!

Women should not be using public transportation!!!


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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 09-29-2013, 07:17 AM

A woman simply cannot be trusted without constant supervision from her father or husband. A woman, left to her own devices, will go about begging men to ruin her orifices, and bring shame and disease upon her husband. My ex-wife Ethel simply could not keep her legs shut for a simple drive into town. Every time she came home, it was naked and dripping with semen. She would trade the car for brutal sex involving wild animals. Sometimes she would be gone for weeks at a time, sleeping with every homeless person and stray dog she could find. Once her anus was totally decimated, she would come home begging for forgiveness, until it healed and then she would be off again.

A woman without a man is utterly lost to Christ.


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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 12-24-2013, 02:30 AM

Are you *** profanity removed *** sexist?! Women and men are equal! Wanna go back to those days were if we think differently, we would be killed! You want that *** profanity removed ***?!

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Are you *** profanity removed *** sexist?! Women and men are equal! Wanna go back to those days were if we think differently, we would be killed! You want that *** profanity removed ***?!
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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 12-31-2013, 08:27 AM

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I was home one night a little late, when I found the front door left open and a trail of period blood leading away from the door. I knew my PMS'ing wife had beat a hasty retreat to avoid our rigorous bible lessons tonight. I got in my jeep (With crosses decal'd on the hood) got my lasso and gave chase, she was half way across town but I followed the stench of a heretic and it led me right to her I leaned my head out the window and started winding up my lasso, there were a few kids watching so I knew this would be a good educational oppurtunity. While going 40 mph I lassoed her spun the truck around got out and threw her in the truck. She was much more attentive at the bible reading later that night.

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These are (mostly) all married men, you cannot fool them into believing your story. It's obvious that women's private parts don't gush blood until it spills out all over the floor. Do you take these men for idiots?
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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 12-31-2013, 05:26 PM

I left my house today, I came back just a while ago, and in the night I'm going to go out to celebrate the new year by having sex with random strangers. I think I'm going to enjoy it more since I know here I have people who don't want me to do it, since you hate women
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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 12-31-2013, 06:29 PM

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I left my house today, I came back just a while ago, and in the night I'm going to go out to celebrate the new year by having sex with random strangers. I think I'm going to enjoy it more since I know here I have people who don't want me to do it, since you hate women
Yes, we know already that you hate Jesus. So what are you doing here..... again?
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I left my house today, I came back just a while ago, and in the night I'm going to go out to celebrate the new year by having sex with random strangers. I think I'm going to enjoy it more since I know here I have people who don't want me to do it, since you hate women
You really are a sad case. How low are you willing to sink in your efforts to offend Jesus?

If you were my daughter I'd beat you every day. That's how much I care.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 01-01-2014, 03:37 AM

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You really are a sad case. How low are you willing to sink in your efforts to offend Jesus?

If you were my daughter I'd beat you every day. That's how much I care.

And if you were my father, I would have no problem in calling the police so they will put you under arrest for domestic violence, because you make me cry.
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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 01-01-2014, 03:48 AM

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And if you were my father, I would have no problem in calling the police so they will put you under arrest for domestic violence, because you make me cry.
Thank you for giving me the heartiest laugh I've had all day...the tears are streaming down my face...do you really think, I mean c'mon, be serious, do you really think the police force in Landover would take any action whatsoever against the holiest man on Earth for anything, but particularly when he is doing God's will?




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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 01-01-2014, 05:15 AM

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And if you were my father, I would have no problem in calling the police so they will put you under arrest for domestic violence, because you make me cry.
So it's now a crime to make spoiled brats cry? The USA under Obama is certainly sinking fast!
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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 01-26-2014, 07:56 PM

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A woman simply cannot be trusted without constant supervision from her father or husband. A woman, left to her own devices

A woman without a man is utterly lost to Christ.

AMEN! You can say that again, Brother! These women are products of the Worldy schooling system. See how well it served them! Just LOOK what happened when they tried to read a book!

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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 01-27-2014, 01:34 AM

Women should stay at home to cook, clean, sew and raise/teach children. The only time they should leave is to buy groceries, get their kids, and go to Baptist Church. Any other time is unnecessary and shoukd hopefully be avoided.
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Default Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house! - 01-27-2014, 01:44 AM

You all must actually be piffleing idiots. You really must. Do you piffleing want for women to be medieval again. Do you want to have this as a rule. Because, with this you must accept other ridiculous rules and piffleing idiotic lores like:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
2 Kings 2:23-25
Leviticus 20:13
1 Timothy 2:12-14
Genesis 3:16-18
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