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Default Beware of satanic Instagram! - 09-08-2014, 10:52 AM
Parents, take note!

I'm sure all of you parents have heard your kids talking about this "instagram".
At the moment it's all the rage amongst the teenagers. Instagram is so called social network program, that makes your children to take naked photos of themselves and then this program will send those photos all over the world via internet.

As if this wasn't bad enough, think about what an instagram really is. Instagram is a symbol that is commonly used by Satan worshipers such as wiccans and jews. Let's see few examples of instagrams.




An instagram with goat representing Satan




A jew showing off his instagram




Teenager showing his brand new instagram tattoo, after using program Instagram for just two weeks, in Instagram.



As it is obvious by now, NEVER EVER let your children join this satanic online comminity!!

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 09-08-2014, 11:17 AM
Brother,

This is BAD.

I had never heard of this community before. Now it seems I've been spending too much leisure time in Bible study neglecting vigilance! The world is about to end and - again - this new threat risks to destroy of the efforts of spreading the gospel.

I made an Interwebs seach and it turns out Satan has an actual Instagram account. And he has thousands of followers!



This is a sure sign of the End of Days. Satan is OPENLY advertising himself in the Interwebs.

Bless, you Brother for the warning. Now we can fight Satan.

2 Corinthians 2:11 Lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices.

Thanks to you, we are no longer ignorant.


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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 09-08-2014, 04:33 PM
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Now we can fight Satan.

2 Corinthians 2:11 Lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices.

Thanks to you, we are no longer ignorant.
Indeed, brother. I feared as much, but I did not know that Satan was directly involved with this Instagram. I received information from concerned fellow believer, that if you re-arrange the letters of Instagram, you can reveal it's true name. GRIM SATAN!

If someone as well versed in the ways of fighting off evil, as I am, can't even see the true depth of evil behind Instagram, it's no wonder that kids get hooked on it so easily.

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-26-2014, 10:28 AM
Instagram a) doesn't let you post naked photos. b) That's a pentagram, you dimwit.
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-26-2014, 07:26 PM
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Instagram a) doesn't let you post naked photos. b) That's a pentagram, you dimwit.
Instagram doesn't allow them, but that doesn't stop people from posting them. You know certain pictures stay up for a prolonged period of time until reported, right...?

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-27-2014, 02:16 AM
I've never been on it myself, but my husband says it looks like a porn website to him, with all the naked girls AKA sluts and harlots.

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-27-2014, 08:39 AM
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That's a pentagram, you dimwit.
That program IS called Instagram, not pentagram. Try to pay a little attention.

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-28-2014, 11:03 PM
[pornographic image of satan sodomizing Pastor Ezekiel removed]
This is a pentagram. You're wrong. Period.
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-29-2014, 03:37 AM
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This is a pentagram. You're wrong. Period.
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-29-2014, 04:01 AM
Have you even read any book ever besides the Bible?
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-29-2014, 04:17 AM
You are very prejudiced. Christians are generally well read.

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-29-2014, 04:34 AM
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Have you even read any book ever besides the Bible?

Yep, I've read the travel of marco polo, and Steven Kings book "Dolores Clayborne".

Now it's my turn to ask you some questions Mr IJustWantSodomy:


Just... uh...how did you manage to get away with that kind of name you filthy homo? ...Did you ever get down on your knees and pray for forgiveness from the Lord?... if not then do you rape little kids to mock Jesus?

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-29-2014, 05:04 AM
Because the very very nice admins of this forum decided they had rights to change it. Plus I am into getting my ass piffleed.
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-29-2014, 05:05 AM
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-29-2014, 05:59 AM
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They have the rights, as the owners of this site, to do whatever they want.

You have the right, as a visitor to this site, to leave, and... yeah, that's about it.

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While at Landover Baptist Forums, posters should keep in mind that they are making a public contribution to the fact that the Bible is the Infallible Word of God, and Jesus Christ is the Final Authority in all things related to the faith and morals. Should a guest to our forums care to share their personal opinion, they would do well to back it up with the Holy Bible, Chapter and Verse, in which the LORD says it first. All new posters are encouraged to read THIS thread before posting foolishness like Sodomy here does. Finally, his rights can be found HERE.

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-29-2014, 04:23 PM
This is a public media outlet. Your church is based in the States. My rights are protected by the Constitution. That's all there is to it.
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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-29-2014, 04:24 PM
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This is a public media outlet. Your church is based in the States. My rights are protected by the Constitution. That's all there is to it.
Please, tell us dear, which Constitutional right have you been denied by our friendly forum.

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-29-2014, 06:30 PM
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This is a public media outlet...
No, it's private property. You are here as a guest.

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The Constitution delineates the powers and responsibilities of the government. You really should read it sometime so you'd know when your rights are actually being violated. It happens a lot more often than you realize, but not here, because you have no rights here (except the right to leave). And that's all there really is to it.

Go ahead, waste your money on a lawyer if you don't believe me.

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Default Re: Beware of satanic Instagram! - 12-30-2014, 02:23 AM
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This is a public media outlet. Your church is based in the States. My rights are protected by the Constitution. That's all there is to it.

Our Constitution says that Congress shall make no laws respecting an establishment of religion. That would be us. They can make no rules for us. We do whatever we want and, believe it or not, right now we want you to say anything you want and continue to make an ass out of yourself. When the Pastor tires of your antics, you will be banned and you can do nothing about it. Enjoy Hell.

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