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Rebuke Breakthrough in Science: Homosexuality IS Designed by Satan - 10-13-2015, 05:07 AM



Why are we concerned about the gay agenda? Because we are concerned about souls, Heaven and Hell. Because Jesus guides us to love and cherish those who are below us and still wallowing in the filth of rectal material.


1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,


We have known all along that homosexuality is a choice that has been made either by the repulsive sinner himself or by the forefathers and mothers of the preceding generations (Deuteronomy 23:2). While this is straightforward and easy to grasp, it has been most difficult for atheists to comprehend. Now a new study reveals that
  • Being a homosexual is NOT genetic
  • It is caused by more subtle modifications of the DNA at the level of regulation
  • It bears the signature of Satan
  • It is connected to the Obama campaign of polluting the nation with chemicals
  • There is a cure but the atheists community is trying to keep it hidden

The Science

In the new article by Ngun et al. (1) the scholars have investigated male twins. One of them was a Godly heterosexual, the other a corrupted gay man. This alone (twins have the same DNA) proves that homosexuality is not genetic. Instead, the scientists examined how the genes are regulated and a big surprise was waiting for them:
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Chemical modifications to DNA that change the activity of genes without changing the genes’ information differ between homosexual and heterosexual men, researchers from UCLA David Geffen School of Medicine have discovered. Results of the unpublished study on the link between these modifications, called epigenetic tags, and sexual orientation were presented October 8 at the annual meeting of the American Society of Human Genetics. Comparing one type of epigenetic tag known as DNA methylation in pairs of twins in which one brother is gay and the other straight revealed patterns that distinguish one group from the other about 67 percent of the time, computational geneticist Tuck Ngun and colleagues say.
This proves the first two points:
  • Homosexuality is NOT genetic. The information in the DNA remains the same.
  • This is more subtle. It is caused by methodism of the DNA, as stated in the quote above.
Satan as the Ultimate Cause

Please, look at more carefully at the quote. There we can see the suspicious figure "67". We can clearly see that this is an approximation. What is the most common fraction after 1/2 - you guessed it, 1/3! And how do we write 1/3 with decimals? 66.7! But - that is ALSO an approximation of 66.666666666666...!!

Revelation 13:18
Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

Point three proven:
  • The epigenetic signs are the handiwork of Satan. This is understandable. God would not produce imperfect genomes (or those that could become this imperfect because of genetic entropy) but Satan would if he could but he can't so he has to rely on small-scale tinkering of DNA regulation. This is devious but not surprising (2).

Satan can damage our DNA.



The Spread of the Epidemic

Again, let us look in more detail at the testimonial of the scientists quoted above. The ultimate cause of homosexuality is in the chemical modifications of DNA. Question: How can you modify genes with chemicals? The answer:

CHEMTRAILS

It is well-proven that the government has been using chemtrails for decades and that these chemtrails contain exactly the chemicals that cause homosexuality.
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...the government in cahoots with the NWO have begun using their Chemtrail delivery systems to spray us with homosexuality inducing chemtrails, consisting of a mixture of (RS)-1-(Benzo[d][1,3]dioxol-5-yl)-N-methylpropan-2-amine, sildenafil citrate, and dihydrogen monoxide, and having the characteristic rainbow sheen not seen in standard geo-engineering or mind control agent chemtrails.
In the new study (as we can see above), it was proven that homosexuality is caused by methylation. Here we can see that the government is polluting us with chemicals containing these methyls. Is 2+2=4? As it turns out, 2+2 actually IS 4. Case proven:
  • Chemtrails spread this invention of Satan. No-one is safe.

The Cure


To be honest, the cure is hidden only from the great majority of the nation but not from our minority of Moral Majority. The scientists are trying to be vague and still in desperation promote the gay agenda:
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Some are concerned that the research could be misinterpreted as one step in an effort to “cure” homosexuality. Nothing could be further from the researchers’ intentions, say Ngun and Eric Vilain, the geneticist who heads the research group. “None of us see homosexuality as a disorder or something to be fixed,” Ngun said. “We’re just interested in what makes us tick.”
Well, we can clearly see that it is the tallywhackers and colons that make them tick. But that is not the case for us. Jesus makes us tick! He gives us advice! (3)

Luke 21:11
And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven.

This shows us that...
  • ...homosexuality is a pestilence coming as a sign from the skies!

Satan can make the spread of the contagion look beautiful and usurp God's promise of the rainbow (Genesis 9:13).


2 Peter 2:20
For if after they have escaped the pollutions of the world through the knowledge of the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, they are again entangled therein, and overcome, the latter end is worse with them than the beginning.


This tells us that:
  • The pollutions of the world CAN BE overcome. But that is not enough. We must continue on the narrow path (Matthew 7:14) and follow the Instructions of Jesus!


The scientists must know of this. They are just trying to confound the ignorant masses of sinners. For the benefit of those without any literacy in Creation Science, I can now reveal the cure:


Psalms 91:10
There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.


Proverbs 12:21

There shall no evil happen to the just: but the wicked shall be filled with mischief.


The cure:
  • Choose Jesus and follow in His footsteps. Pray.
Nehemiah 1:11
O Lord, I beseech thee, let now thine ear be attentive to the prayer of thy servant, and to the prayer of thy servants, who desire to fear thy name: and prosper, I pray thee, thy servant this day, and grant him mercy in the sight of this man. For I was the king's cupbearer.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

FOOTNOTES
1. T.C. Ngun et al. A novel predictive model of sexual orientation using epigenetic markers. American Society of Human Genetics meeting, October 8, 2015.
2. In fact, we have seen the signature of Satan with the infinite number 66.66666666666 in homosexual biology also previously. It is always nice when new results prove the hypotheses of Creation Science and show that a) Creation Science is able to make testable predictions and b) these predictions are always correct.
3. The name of the other scientist is almost the same as a "villain". This cannot be a coincidence!


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The world makes a lot more sense now because of this. We know that the government had made a Gay Bomb back in 1994 when LIEberal Bill Clinton was in office. And thanks to this new information, we are able to more fully grasp how Big Sodomy has become so prevalent; the LIEberal Commie Raghead Yomamma has further weaponized the Gay Bomb for aerosol chemtrail dispersal, allowing the Shazam/Isis Hour he secretly serves to walk in and take over America!


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Well, what do you know - we've been proven right all along not to let the homers teach in our schools and lead our boy scout troops (and keep them out of the military). Who would have guessed that these methyl's floating around in the air could cause overwhelming desires to engage in rectal sex - and we were accused by the LIEberals of being homerphobic.

Concerned Christians want to know what kind of air filters and gas masks will remove these methyl's? Short of standing upwind of them, we should avoid them at all costs. This crisis should be called the homer hydrocarbon radical methyl agenda.


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Thank you, Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, for explaining this in such detail. I will be using it later for the over-7s science class, as I know the older twins are eager to learn how to avoid the risk of one of them falling into the pit of the gay. Could I trouble you to clear up a couple of points?

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Homosexuality is NOT genetic. The information in the DNA remains the same.
So this seems to suggest that if twins are identical, it must (as we thought) be a Lifestyle Choice for one of them to descend into buggery? However,

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This is more subtle. It is caused by methodism of the DNA, as stated in the quote above.
Here you place the blame squarely on methodism. Now we are all aware of the methodist problem. In Godless Britain, their infamous obese fraudster banker/minister known as the Crystal Methodist was known for his drug-fueled orgies with assorted criminal rent boys.

I suppose it could be argued that both gaydom and methodism are lifestyle choices. Do you think that this would be the simplest way to explain it to 9-year-olds?

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The pollutions of the world CAN BE overcome. But that is not enough. We must continue on the narrow path (Matthew 7:14) and follow the Instructions of Jesus!
Now, that, Brother, is exactly the sort of message that we need to drill into to our youngsters. With your permission, I will use it verbatim to close the lesson.

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Thank you, Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, for explaining this in such detail. I will be using it later for the over-7s science class, as I know the older twins are eager to learn how to avoid the risk of one of them falling into the pit of the gay. Could I trouble you to clear up a couple of points?

So this seems to suggest that if twins are identical, it must (as we thought) be a Lifestyle Choice for one of them to descend into buggery? However,

Here you place the blame squarely on methodism. Now we are all aware of the methodist problem. In Godless Britain, their infamous obese fraudster banker/minister known as the Crystal Methodist was known for his drug-fueled orgies with assorted criminal rent boys.

I suppose it could be argued that both gaydom and methodism are lifestyle choices. Do you think that this would be the simplest way to explain it to 9-year-olds?

Now, that, Brother, is exactly the sort of message that we need to drill into to our youngsters. With your permission, I will use it verbatim to close the lesson.

YiC
Joanna
Sister,

We must remember that all these lies originate from the same source: Satan!

Acts 13:10
And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?


No, he does not cease. He continues to seduce young boys into anal pleasures. In that manner, yes, it is always a lifestyle choice, the choice to listen to the whispers of the Enemy and to succumb to them. The methodical trails are helping Satan in this endeavor but the ultimate choice is that of the young person. I think that your explanations to these children are most Godly and appropriate!

John 8:44
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.


This shows clearly that it is the unnatural lust of the Enemy that is transmitted through these particles into the methylation products of the DNA. The whole organism is corrupted. I think this would be a very useful basis for a Creation Science project for your offspring.


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Breakthrough in Science: Homosexuality IS Designed by Satan - 10-13-2015, 12:40 PM

Once again, Brother Elmer you get straight to the bottom of the problem.

I think about being gay all the time and I can stand in front of Christ come Judgement Day that I've NEVER let any one tinker with my methyl group!

This neatly explains my own post doc second thesis about homersexuality and the Homeless.

My investigation showed a predictor of a significant variance about whether a bum would proffer penile posterior penetration or penile use of the face and mouth holes in return for methylated spirits!

I'm no chemist so I don't know a great deal about non neucleotide changes but I found that there was a dose effect for quantity of methylated spirits injested and and frequency that a given subject would profer his buttocular cleft for use as an entry point for the penile member of any passing pervert.

I can only conclude that the amount of methyl groups activate the Maternal Effect in the subject: causing them to spontaneously feminize!!

This would explain why the gaywise are often alcoholics and give a strong reason to expect that lesbiopaths are immune to the effects of alcohol and use this skill get normal women drunk enough that they can abuse the aperture of their lower Venusian furrow with their muscular wrists.

I have just done a search for link between methyls injested and activation of the Maternal Effect activation but found exactly zero hits (I even tried Conservapedia but came up with a 404 error).

This, if proof be need be tells me there is something to this but Big Sodomy and their paymasters the Lesbionicals are supressing research into this area. Now I don't know for fact that Lesbiopaths are female methyl groups on this nations clean limbed young youths but I know without a shadow of a doubt that it is probably true, I expect

And before any Libtard says this is proof gaywism is biology and not choice: It's not biology, it's science!

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This study has a lot of text and images so it is clearly factual, independent and correct. Yet more proof the gays are out to destroy America! No doubt all gays are now working on getting Hillary Clinton elected so being gay can become the law and all the normal straight while males can be kicked out of America. No wonder Obama is so anti gun lately. Obama and Hillary clearly want to take away our ability to defend ourselves!


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Default Re: Breakthrough in Science: Homosexuality IS Designed by Satan - 10-14-2015, 02:58 AM

These methyls; do they have anything to do with Methodists?

Also, I believe that this is an extension of the Hollywood/Homosexula/Democrat Agenda. These are more sly tricks in service to Satan. We must rely on prayer to protect us. God will watch over us.


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